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1.3k · Nov 2016
The Pony Expressed
rac1 Nov 2016
A pony expressed his emotions to me
he said how it feels to be a pony
he said he just feels like a little horse
I said there's a resemblance, of course
But not to worry all is well
A pony's a pony and that is swell!
1.3k · Jan 2017
The Buffoon-in-Chief
rac1 Jan 2017
The Buffoon-in-Chief
May it be brief
The sooner he's gone
We may move on
1.2k · Apr 2017
President Donald Duck
rac1 Apr 2017
President Donald Duck
The USA has run it's luck
He says he will bring us back
But all he'll do is quack & quack
1.1k · May 2017
Intimacy
rac1 May 2017
My girlfriend called me up last night
from the other side of the bed
I told her she was being ridiculous
when she could just text instead
1.1k · Nov 2016
President-Elect Mickey Mouse
rac1 Nov 2016
President-Elect Mickey Mouse
may soon be in the White House
What's a cat like me to do
but hope I get a chance to chew?
954 · Sep 2018
Sent Myself a Letter
rac1 Sep 2018
I sent myself a letter, C.O.D.
I refused the Postman payment
So he sent it back to me
rac1 Aug 2016
Little Kings on the shores of Jamaica
calling to the Lovers
on the sunny side
Up in darkness
through the little
Lite house
Every Joker
in all the emotion
sees his life
through his tanned
lotion.
No where
No time
the Lovers stood still
hoping & dreaming
& thinking still
the Joker called out
to the kings of Emotion
stop all the tanning!
they left with devotion.
No one cares for Jamacian Runners
in the evening
or under the covers
Sally or John
in the morning
or fog
let me alone-
alone with my Dog!
she understood all
the emotions
painfully singing
the song of sun lotion.
Lying awake under
the stars
in Hollywood's Mars
slick, shiny
consumption-he leaves
with some gumption
under his thumb
under his thumb.
The crowd wails
in earnest
the stupid-the learnest
call to the Mexican
Barber and Florist
flowers and towers
and mild cornflakes
off of the skin
the peeling begins.
Talking to Trees,
"Please, Please!"
No answer received
from the wood
with the leaves.
My mind says a bind-
abide by the rules
that's why they established
little red schools.
But alas at last
forever and now
Everyone knows you
and the plow has
made fertile the soil
while science decides
on poison and med
and movies, movies
cars, bars, stores
laws, draws, tans
land and refills
pools, tools, chairs
and no-cares
clothing and posing
for flickers of light
to record a moment
of no real delight.
Power-power is on!
Thank goodness for
Power-thankfully
thanking the man
with the charm.
Cleaning the stool
on which he sat
The Mexican Dancer
with the little
stray cat!
661 · Sep 2016
Things of Mine
rac1 Sep 2016
Triscuits and hummus
with olives and wine
Miles and Coltrane
in four four time
salmon and salad
rosemary and thyme
Rohmer and Renoir
at Hollywood and Vine
Haruki Murakami
and Mark Twain
these are some of the  
favorite things of mine
rac1 Dec 2016
My House doesn't own me anymore
no need to worry about the HVAC or the floor
I may get a good night's sleep
But to the Landlord I am but a Sheep
595 · Sep 2016
The Elephant Appears
rac1 Sep 2016
An elephant walked into the room
while I was working
I was like, what the heck-
can the floor even take it?
I tried to get back to work
but it kept looking at me
was it hungry-do I even
have any peanuts?
pretty much ruined my day
it's hard to concentrate
with an elephant in the room.
540 · Jul 2017
Fetch?
rac1 Jul 2017
I threw the ball up in the air
and it never came back down
She's searching for it everywhere
Never to be found
She lost the scent
and cannot see
the bright yellow ball
way up in the tree
490 · Mar 2017
Dreams
rac1 Mar 2017
I went to Venus last night in a dream
The roof of my house was floating upstream
Cowboys and Indians lay here and there
I hope that the Love of My Life will appear
487 · Sep 2016
We are Muscle
rac1 Sep 2016
Times change,  life grows

People endure their pains

With each passing tear

Our strength increases

We are muscle
470 · Feb 2017
A Couple of Chicks
rac1 Feb 2017
I went to San Francisco last night
and picked up a couple of Chicks
I took them home and they laid eggs
and I fried them with hominy grits
439 · Jan 2023
A Very Good Night
rac1 Jan 2023
Aurora stopped by last night
She was all dressed up like new
I think it was a quarter past ten
And I was feeling Kind of Blue
Miles was in my left ear
Coltrane in the right
All in all I'd have to say
It was a very good night
rac1 Sep 2016
It's just a glance
that feeds my trance
the future leads the past
there's no romance
I take no chance
It's over just as fast
But when eyes meet eyes
there's so much to be told
a future to behold
a person I might hold!
But it's just a glance
Paris, France
Now I'm on my way
After all I'd be the fool to say
I'd love to take you home
430 · Jan 2017
It Could Have Been Anji
rac1 Jan 2017
It should have been Anji
Here with me tonight
to listen to Dino & drink
to our Heart's Delight
It could have been Anji
If everything was right
But it seems that the Gods
have their own interests in sight
But it could have been Anji
and I know this is right
whatever may happen
I'll remember the night
When Anji told me everything
would be alright...
422 · Nov 2016
Kristina's Thigh
rac1 Nov 2016
Eric Rohmer gave us Claire's Knee
and it's irresistible allure
Kristina's Thigh
is all that and more
rac1 Dec 2016
I drew a picture of the Prophet
and hung it on the wall
no matter what some may say
It's not bad at all
may not be my best work
but what can I say?
I'm really not an artist anyway
395 · Feb 2017
My Best Friend's Father
rac1 Feb 2017
My best friend's Father
passed away late yesterday
there's nothing we can do now
but bow our heads and pray
He'll soon get back on his Sea Horse
and shoot birds over the Great South Bay
We will roast them in olive oil
with rice and broccoli
and give thanks to the brand new day
388 · Dec 2016
The Pope Went to Memphis
rac1 Dec 2016
The Pope left for Memphis in the early dawn
He met Elvis and watched some ****
The King made them sandwiches
of peanut butter and banana
the Pope said this is even better
than my nights in Havana!
387 · Nov 2016
Went To See The Doctor
rac1 Nov 2016
I went to see the doctor
he was full of doom and gloom
he said I need to see the doctor
that is in another room
So I went back to New York City
because it's been so many years
and I looked up at all the buildings
and my eyes just filled with tears
Then I headed out to Vegas
just to see what I could do
but it was way too much money
so I got on a plane and I flew
Then I fell into the ocean
and ended up in Kalamazoo
so I drove to Carolina
and I listened to Dr Wu
And then I went back to the doctor
and he said he didn't know
and I said it didn't matter
so he told me all was well
So I called up the preacher
and I told him all is lost
he told me not to worry
then he tallied up his cost
Then I left for Mississippi
but she was there no more
so I went to California
with the cold and rocky shore
So I found a new profession
and I bought a brand new car
then I felt like drinking *****
with some tonic at the bar
And then I walked into the nighttime
and I swam from shore to shore
until my body couldn't take it
and then I did it some more
So I went back to see the doctor
and he asked me where I'd been
I said I walked across the nation
and it was all because of him
Then I felt like I was falling
and that was when he shut the door
he told me everything was broken
and that he could do no more
So I went to find another doctor
just to see what he would say
and he told me I was dreaming
but I didn't have to pay
Now I felt like God was calling
so I looked up in the sky
and he told me not to worry
but he didn't tell me why
So I went back to Indiana
and I found all of my friends
and I gathered all my family
and I said this is the end
343 · Sep 2016
Once and for all
rac1 Sep 2016
I'm thinking of euthanAsia
or maybe Canada
it's closer to home
but then again
when in Rome
so maybe I'll book
a trip to Nepal
and climb that mountain
once and for all!
312 · Sep 2016
I Want to Go
rac1 Sep 2016
I want to go listening to
Rubber Soul
watching the tennis girls
sipping wine and
eating eggplant parmesan
A book by Ian
but I'm not sure when
so I will have to devote
all my time to this
there are worse things to do
295 · Dec 2023
This Time It's For Me
rac1 Dec 2023
She must be sacrificed
Now the time has come
There's only so much one can take
For money or for Love
First it was for Mother
And for her sanity
Now it's for another
This Time it's for Me
287 · Oct 2016
A Murder Mystery
rac1 Oct 2016
I think God is trying to **** me
but I don't know why
there are plenty of people
already up in the sky
maybe He is lonely
or maybe He is sly?
all I know is
I'd rather live than die
286 · Aug 2021
Jesus Stopped By
rac1 Aug 2021
Jesus stopped by
for a little "chat"
He told me the secrets of Existence
and this and that
He's a very interesting guy
I'd love to have him back
280 · Dec 2021
Dabby Doo
rac1 Dec 2021
I have a Dog named Dabby Doo
She eats and drinks and poos
She loves me like no Woman do
And that is through and through
278 · Jan 2023
If Jesus Really Loved Me
rac1 Jan 2023
If Jesus really loved me
He'd send a woman to me tonight
Like the ones I see in the movies
On the illicit websites
If Jesus really loved me
He'd set the record straight
All women would be mine
And Hermann Hesse would be right
278 · May 2017
The Greatest Poem
rac1 May 2017
I have written the greatest Poem
the World has ever known
I put it in my back pocket
to no one it's been shown
One day I will share it
with the World anew
But until that time
this will have to do
274 · Feb 2017
Trump Went to China
rac1 Feb 2017
Trump went to China
Looking for Taiwan
The Chinese said you'd better
decide which side you're on
Trump said you Chinks
all look the same to me
the Chinese rolled their eyes
and pointed towards the sea
So Trump got on his horse
and headed for the shore
then turned around and said,
"and one thing more,
I will build a Greater Wall
then the one I saw today!"
The Chinese just shook their heads
as he headed for Taipei
272 · Sep 2016
Woke up this morning
rac1 Sep 2016
I woke up this morning
and found I was dead
apparently I expired
last night in my bed
coffee seemed unlikely  
the butter the bread
figured I may as well
go back to bed
270 · Dec 2016
Caroline, Yes
rac1 Dec 2016
Caroline, Yes
I saw you in
your painted dress
It's not as nice as
you're birthday suit
but you still looked
very cute
270 · Dec 2016
Dinners at Anji's
rac1 Dec 2016
I'm hoping that God sends me
the keys to a luxury condo in the meat packing district so I can ride the iron horse like the days of old and climb the stairs to the 79th floor and pick up where we left off but I know you can't go home again even though technically it wasn't
my place but none of that matters any more in the new and crazy world where I now reside as long as I have my perch on the 25th floor near the Center of the Universe and my five years of exile exist only as a pleasant memory of dinners at Anji's and music in the park on Independence Day plus a few other things but not when I went to see the doctor and the birds and the bees or the two Harleys that the two jerks crashed in the night so I finally was able to get some sleep none of that but the dinners at Anji's for sure.
268 · May 2017
South of the Border
rac1 May 2017
I went to Mexico and lost my head
Found a doctor needed needle and thread
Told me to stay still sewed up the harm
Don't go South of the Border
And it should stay on
rac1 Jan 2017
It's been years now
since I've seen her
I'm getting closer to Caterina
It may be why I'm here
sipping this beer
on the steps of the old Cantina
259 · Sep 2016
It's a Dog's Day After All
rac1 Sep 2016
A dog crept up behind me the
other day and said,
"Please give me a drink or I'll
soon be dead;
my human has died-
he's incredibly dead,
and I've been left without
any bread."
"You've nothing to fear."
to the dog i said,
"There's plenty to drink,
down the street by the shed.
Just go over and get it
with nothing else said."
I must admit the dog lost all his dread
as he ran down the street
nodding his head.
257 · Dec 2023
Dogs Have No Religion
rac1 Dec 2023
Dogs Have No Religion
So There's the Proof
I Don't Care What They Say
Woof Woof
250 · Sep 2016
Justice
rac1 Sep 2016
Lightening strikes the alley cat
it strikes the saintly soul
it does no discriminating that
will justify the whole
why then, you may ask
should we look above
why do the task
if we're going to fall so hard
well then, let me tell you
why one should look out
our soul is the avenue
by which we move about
241 · Mar 2017
I Love Lucie
rac1 Mar 2017
I love Lucie
and her amazing ***
Her beautiful backhand
and her movement on grass
She plays for her country
and has drank from the Cup
I love Lucie
So very very much
237 · Feb 2018
Monk Fish
rac1 Feb 2018
I was planning on having Monk Fish for dinner tonight
But it didn't want to be disturbed
236 · Mar 2017
Message to POTUS
rac1 Mar 2017
A President who tweets is a Twit
233 · Dec 2016
God Stopped in Tel Aviv
rac1 Dec 2016
God stopped in Tel Aviv
on the way to meet the rabbini
He sat on the beach and
watched the girls in their bikinis
the Rabbi was waiting at the station
But He just had to admire
his greatest creation
229 · Sep 2016
At Times
rac1 Sep 2016
At times i am crazy
and little do know
At times i am lazy
don't shovel the snow

At time I'm a genious
so clever and wise
At times the cleanest
Don't need a disguise

At times I'm too stupid
to know what to think
At times i make a bid
At times i shrink

At times I'm so capable
so able and strong
At times so stable
So calm through the storm

At times i can think
as the greatest of men
at times i shrink
at the mention of them

At times I'm so lonely
so sorry and mad
at times i am only
Alive-and I'm glad!
229 · Oct 2016
Now This Bird Can Sing
rac1 Oct 2016
Emily said Hope is the Thing with Feathers
But this bird has flown
I hate to disagree with her
for all she has known
for everything there is a season
and it's this bird's time to sing
and it don't have me
so it is free
from the perch within my soul
228 · Jan 2017
It's the Last Song...
rac1 Jan 2017
It's the last night-the last beer
the last time I will be here
the last song and the last sleep
the last time I will soar
and I will weep
It's a sad time and the best
because I finally got it right
AT LAST!
228 · Aug 2016
The Clean Air
rac1 Aug 2016
Suicide might be the key
but I can't commit suicide
I'm me
Let me sit down
Let me see
Smell the sea?
It's beautiful
It's fresh
It's clean
and it's free!
226 · Jan 2017
Super High-Speed Vest
rac1 Jan 2017
I went to California last night for coffee and cake
Was home in time to watch the Rangers skate
Even stopped in Vegas and placed a couple of bets
There's nothing like traveling around in a Super High-Speed Vest
223 · Dec 2016
Hope Is The Thing...
rac1 Dec 2016
I want to date Emily Dickinson
and see how things go
we have to get to know each other
but may be mates of the soul
there is an age difference
but that can be bridged
I can't wait till we meet
so we can start to live
221 · Oct 2016
Jesus Was A Man
rac1 Oct 2016
Jesus was a man
who lived in ancient times
of this I do believe
you cannot change my mind
he gained quite a following
and had some good ideas
the authorities crucified him
because of their fears
and he has been dead
all these many years
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