One of the famous "Barry Hodges Memories" sequence
People think that Waterloo is a fascinating battlefield, Relatively near to Brussels (where the sprouts come from and, which are, as you know, a great cause of **** ****-gas).
But believe me there is more to it than that: As I was wandering around checking out the graves And generally having quite a nice time when...
A load of drug-crazed German bikers appeared Sky-high on excess intake of *moules avec pommes frites And several gallons of extra-strong Belgian beer.
And they leaped on us and bashed the living **** Out of my poor 99 year old mother-in-law, Deidre, And left her lying there spasticated on the battlefield.
And for what, a few lousy packets of French cigarettes; And I needed a metal scoop to rescue her remains to take home; Dear God, I shall skip any more 19th century champs de guerre.