Ahem. here's an attempt to finally conquer all that bothers me.

Let's see I'm a grown man who never kissed a girl
I'm obviously still a ****** in this crazy world
I'm insecure about myself and I put my heart on the shelf
I'm broke as all **** but I hope writing can create wealth
I eat French fries with no ketchup and I didn't go to my prom
I hate myself at times like a veteran from Vietnam
I don't have tattoos and I don't have a piercing
I can feel angst boiling over on fact it's **** near searing
Okay I'm almost done bit here's the last part of my list
no girl I've ever dated save one has lived near me, almost all my past relationships were long distance