I'm the envy of all my of neighbors Way to easy it should be a crime Everyone on the street treats me like royalty Since I went and purchased a Double Wide
They all came a running when they heard the horns a honking As the semi pulled into the street It was a magical day just like a parade Dogs barking, children screaming as the mayor came out and shook hands with me
The local news came in with their cameras The valumptuous blond liked the siding of torquoise blue She got next to me real kozy And asked if she could give me a late night interview
Since I now seem to be a celebrity All the men oohed and aahed as I gave them the tour They all want to be best friends with me As the women cood and cawed begging for more
Never before in their lives had they ever seen a toilet and sink in the brightest of pink As they blushed and stuttered trying to speak one way or another making google eyes at me
This possibly could be the very best thing Turning out to be a wonderful buy I would never have known or could ever think When I purchased my Double Wide