Because I love you I'm giving you fair warning
Stop Asking about my love life,
stop asking about my life beyond what I'm doing
what business is it of yours who or whether I'm *******
It's not like I conduct an investigation into your love life

anyway, I'm going to lay it all out.
I'm 18, a ******, I've never kissed a girl and whether that'll change I doubt
Now I've given you the facts about my life
Now stop asking. I'm being nice
I'll go no Vaseline on you quicker than the Sun melts ice.