Maybe I don't sleep with anything with a pulse
maybe I don't 15 kids in the vault
maybe I'm not what people expect me to be
maybe I'm different... isn't that crazy?
Maybe I'm not for a one night stand
maybe I want to around my girl build plans
maybe I want to take long walks on the beach
build sand castles, sit around and snuggle while we watch movies

Maybe I'm sorry, I'm a helpless romantic
I want to do this for someone and it drives me almost pedantic
I mean I'm the yin to an jerkoffs yang
maybe I just need to get out more
come back to my house smelling like *** and regret, or just become a manwhore
I mean the nice guy act may have been good 5 or ten years ago...

Maybe I have to be an ***, that's the only way to go