You told me time and again how you did it, life I mean how you never let anything beat you, man or machine How you got sick and tired of being sick and tired you know underdog gets angry and so triumphs The innumerable possessions you acquired And I remember the feel good story of .. the guy who knew so little about a business Then went on to become a huge success and I remember everyone in town thought you were great From the homeless man on the corner, to the district attorney all you needed was a running mate I'm surprised the elbows in your shirts lasted Given all the rubbing they went through and I remember you could cook And sew, you could sew better than most women which would serve to fuel more than one smile on more than one occasion You were an admirable man, by anyone's standards I remember how you always had an answer for everything Me myself Things DO beat me sometimes for me sometimes you win, sometimes you get beat Win or lose is NOT the issue but that I have the heart to stand toe to toe with life day after day And I say that with a heavy heart because Because I've lost friends who couldn't And I get sick and tired too, but for me, sick and tired go hand in hand Like Sunshine and rain, like happy and sad Like up and down or good and bad For me, That's just life, it does that, I have two little rules #1 Don't sweat the small stuff and #2 It's ALL small stuff Business, sore subject Moving on ... Hey! I CAN tell you about being a pirate! Not a peg leg, patch over one eye kind of pirate A ship commandeering, treasure hunting pirate you should know though that I may refer to something like a bed as a "ship," and to me Not all treasure is made of gold But that's me The people in this town don't all think I'm great The district attorney certainly knows my name but, we're not friends I'm friends with the homeless guy on the corner I stuck a dinner in the microwave last night for two minutes does that constitute cooking? I haven't sewn in years And they don't let me play with guns these days, you know, since the incidentΒ ;~ I don't have all the answers, not even close, I wish I did But then You know one thing I NEVER could get you to understand dad I'm not you