Never did I trust goldfish when I was typing away. Those bulging eyes say spy and I will not have this animal escape when I'm not looking and tell someone in the wrong crowd about my secret writing projects. This goldfish, circling this crystal bowl, he is mine, a political prisoner. Call Amnesty International if you want but there's no existing manner to free him. Except death. Then he will be given a proper viking funeral and his body burnt in the glistening sundown. Secrets kept secret.