Houseplant, why are you depressed? Most people- er, plants- don't get Seasonal Affective Disorder in Spring. Houseplant, I've watched your tumultuous stretch and subsequent shrink but I don't think you truly want to decay. I've watched teardrops roll from your heavy leaves, depositing life to the tile floor in the part of the kitchen best suited for afternoon light. I'm begging you, Houseplant, there aren't many religions that give an afterlife to plants. This is your best shot, houseplant. I promise I won't let the cat push you off the counter again, not like last time when the soil spread out on the floor, a puddle of rock right there, with earthworms that chewed through it all and seeds that rooted in the somewhat blobbish flower tiles my ex-boyfriend insisted on. Really, houseplant, I'm the one with the pink slip, and I can't survive on light, you know, not like you, and I need more than rain to stay rooted. You don't need a roof over you, Houseplant, in fact, you just need the earth, I need a lot more than you, Houseplant, but if you can't keep it together,