Tones of green for envy Red for passions fire, Blackness for obscurity And rougeness for desire Yellow colours buttercups In happiness and glee But whiteness for the purity of your heart's charity. Pink depicts your girliness Gold means you are rich But grey brings out the trouble When, occasionally, you're a *****, Tangerine for tittiness And gingerness your ****.... Oops! Now I'm in deep do-doos For I've painted...quite enough! M.