I need to install a more cushioned floor,
in my house.

I am a floor covering pro-
install vinyl, ceramic, wood, laminate
tile( Ceramic or VCT) most anything,
I'll lay.

But, it ****** me off when I tripped and fell in my own house,
(Really I need new floors).

Workmen's Comp denied my claim-
for my broke *****-
Now, what will I lay?