she said sit down I'm going to teach you something I want you to listen closely and react impulsively I'm going to teach you to destroy a woman I placed my drink on the table among the booth too big for two people I found it so odd she was clearly attracted to me but I found something behind the most obvious undertow of ****** attraction why would she want to teach me to destroy a woman when she could not second guess that I only wanted her I let go of my whiskey intertwined my hands as I brought my entire attention to her mislead flirtatious lesson I stared right into her eyes but not fiercely or intensely like a cliche Twilight type of character would I locked my attention solely on her I had to nearly remind myself to listen first; listen to her, every word she uses every social cue she speaks every corny line and aspect ofdiverse diction then find a way to say it back find a way to remind her that you could not care about anything else like the pathetic men or ****** women wandering second; find out what she wants and make demands upon these obsessions respectfully of course if her favorite drink is an apple martini, make sure she has one with you third; be funny there's nothing worse than a guy without humor crack a joke about a dinosaur for all she could care, she'll laugh, corny or hysterical I wrapped my hand around my whiskey while holding my most attention I took a sip I was sure I was becoming drunk and that made me adore her more and more with each splash that fell down my throat fourth; have something to offer have potential have something more than your ability to dress well have a good, sustainable job something you care about, something you want five; be you don't be reliant on her at all times she needs independence as much as you when you're saying you need a night with the guys she probably needs a night with the girls care for her but don't get attached to her when you want to say something even though it could change the outcome of a conversation do it, she'll expect you to alter her future and rattle her expectations even though she has no idea how she wants it to be done six; rock her world prepare yourself like a pre game warm up like the SATs or the BAR exam your ability to hold that conversation will lock her down faster than you can say "mine" seven; stay committed if you want to utterly destroy her be ready you know she'll want to come home with you and have intense, romantic and physical *** be ready to meet her needs don't let her find one flaw in your night she grabbed her glass took a small sip blinked once, breathed deep and placed her glass down holding her absolute perfection when I say perfect I mean so so perfect more than the proclaimed Jesus Christ she was perfect now go wander the room and find a woman she stood up from her seat and walked to the bar I stood still watching her leave then turned my head in every direction circling the bar like a foolish drunk I wandered past every poor excuse of a woman finding that every girl could not meet my slightest of demands until I found myself at the bar searching the bar for one woman worth destroying one woman worth pillaging or washing away like a relentless storm until I turned to my direction in her classy and **** perfection I walked up from behind her and said an apple martini and a whiskey please how'd your night go she asked accompanied by a sigh I told her that I could not care about any of those pathetic men or ****** women wandering the bar she smiled, and why not she asked so daringly because I want to be accompanied by beauty and intellect not emptiness people with no potential so what do you have to offer then? she asked me well I'm 2 weeks from writing my BAR exam but up until 10 minutes ago, I've never studied something so hard in my life she smiled again, and why do you want to be a lawyer? a good Christmas bonus I answered she laughed while grabbing her drink and what do you do I asked? I am a legislative attendant I accompany all of our lovely law makers She said sarcastically I place my hand on the back of her chair and said; well luckily I shut them all down she laughed again and suggested we open a law firm together to inflict similar damage on legislative members and I told her I would struggle to work everyday as I would be entirely locked on her beauty, intellect, smile, squinting brown eyes, humor, perception, indecisions, independence and for knowing exactly what she wants and I am falling in love with it quicker than my last 6 straight whiskeys have made me drunk although I could have just laughed and told her Id love that I wouldn't have altered her expectations or rattle her expectations I wanted to rock her world and I did, she grabbed me by the neck and kissed me her lips were perfect, she did not have one flaw let's get out of here we stood from our bar stools and stumbled out and I shouldn't have to tell you she was about to have the best *** of her life and fall in love with a man that loved her more than he did his whiskey