you say if it is not your way then it’s wrong I’m tired of listening to the same old song Two thirds of my life with the same old **** When are you going to learn to quit? I want the towels a certain way and this is the way that they must stay ! I just cleaned this **** rug – now it’s full of dirt and bugs. Take your shoes off at the door – I just mopped this **** floor. Get up off your **** ! I need the grass cut. The hedges are getting mighty high , if you don’t cut them they’ll reach the sky. There is a movie on t.v. so your baseball you can’t see To top it off you’re putting on short shorts from the fifties And looking at me kind of shifty ! You have your stomach larger than mine , and you Can’t even find your own behind, and your ******* Are hanging down and sweeping everything on the ground. Every time that you sit to eat I see the mold between your teeth And you want me to get next to you and do the things we used to do ? Well my darling I think it’s time that I end this little rhyme. HA HA LAUGHTER FOR THE SOUL