Am I looking for love in Alderaan places? Most of my SerenityXEnterprise ship jokes go over her head. I feel like a John Cusack boombox blaring out nineties-age spaces. Like a comedy no one's heard of, I'm Better Off Dead without the love I'm not sure that I can find because then is it really possible to find The One like Neo? (Haha. Get it?) Like (p+l)(a+n)=pa+pn+la+ln, (Okay, Deep Breath) the universe is trying so hard to foil my love PLAN. (That one was ******, but the best I can present) I know you'll be saying "I told you so" when I realize the narrow parameters of my search are a little naive, but don't say I'm the Average because that's just Mean! My love is like Ash Ketchum; I need it to be the very best. My love is like Ariel; If I leave you I wanna know I'll be mist! I just needed to pull a Sasha Grey and get it off (on) my chest, I've already got my music, rhymes, and make-up. Give me the Kiss.
This basically captures my personality more than a Master-ball on a Mew. (Okay. I'll stop.)