Moments of wonder performed with theatrical pazaz A prolonged instance of dumbstruck amazement --- A slight of hand or a glittery distracting explosion creating a captivated audience screaming for *More!
More!
More!
Fool us again
Test our I.Qs
See if we're sane --- But to perform... --- I need more money the magician boldly insists Our hands ****** into our pockets, to our wrists --- But wait... Silence... Then a collective gasp There on the table under lock and clasp --- All of our wallets Plain to see And the future money of each baby --- Did we clap? Oh, how we heartily clapped And cheered and laughed like we were handicapped --- Then the show stopped But we still clapped, stamping our feet As the Magician strode off stage back to 10 Downing Street
*TA DAAA!
For Mr Cole I do hope this qualifies as "magic" Money from thin air