Despite impending loneliness threatening to suffocate me, one optimistic thought came my way as I strolled wearily homeward today from my work at the library. Some compensations for isolation might prove as written in the following list.
1) I am not required to retire to bed or awaken at any given hour. 2) I possess the rare ability of being allowed the choice of my own meals and also the given time at which I prefer to eat, whether it be meager or hearty portion of vittles. Perhaps I may fast from breakfast altogether, and then again may feast upon indigestible dainties such as doughnuts or fruitcake upon retiring, accompanied by a novel of my given choice. 3) I am free to write poetry or from such to refrain according to my mood. 4) If I spill my tea or bread and butter falls onto the floor, who cares? 5) Nobody can demand me to clean the house even if it looks quite untidy. 6) If I sing or hum out of tune, there is no risk of anyone laughing at me. 7) If I fall into a trance of reverie and am out of touch with reality, who can upbraid me?
The list could go on and on interminably, but to sum the matter up, in short, I can most thoroughly indulge in all my whims be they ever so eccentric in tranquil solitude with no threat of a wife to nag or henpeck me. I am free to cry, laugh, sing, daydream, talk to myself, and every other foolish or wise thing a healthy man might crave to accomplish. Thus musing upon these blessings, I strolled homeward with a lighter heart despite life's insurmountable obstacles.