So I just heard that the KKK
Waz handing out candy down in South Carolina.
They left bags of candy on peoples doorstep
with a letter inside
asking for them to join.

SERIOUSLY???

Who in their right mind
would want to join them?

All they are is a bunch
a pathetic looking bullies
With sheets over their heads.

If they tried to come after me
I wouldnt run away from them
I'd be on the floor
laughing my *** off
at how stupid and pathetic they are.