There was a cat named Crazy Christian Who never lived long enough to ***** He was gay hearted, young and handsome And all the secrets of life he knew He would always arrive on time for breakfast Scamper on your feet and chase the ball He was faster than any polo pony He never worried a minute at all His tail was a plume that scampered with him He was black as night and as fast as light. So the bad cats killed him in the fall.