I write poetry Because it is easy Mix metaphors With simple similes An awesome analogy Don't let the diction get too decipherable Don't let the fiction get too ****** up We all know how a story should work Make me emotional Make me feel something So I can feel human Because I'm a lazy Emotionally repressed Kid with a shoulder full of chips And a mouth full of ******* jokes So make me whole Mr poet While I fantasize About all the ways You could die