Is there a black market For mice? I'd get it from the pet store, but They might get mad at me. I intend to put it in the microwave Not to be cruel But so that I can study changes In the cell structure Some sort of decay should occurr
What genius saw something Swimming around in a body of water And said "I'm going to eat this!" But tomatoes Tomatoes were poisonous.
Legs are so weird, They're just like "WE ARE GOD. WE ARE STICKS THAT ENABLE YOU TO WALK AND STAND!" Why weren't humans built with wheels Or tails? Why are we so large And why do we vary so much In size Shape And colour Why did evolution take away Most of our fur? Why are we best fit For our enviornment?
What would happen if we blew up Saturn? Yes, It would be bad I'm not stupid But how would it Effect (affect?) Earth's Orbit and Atmosphere And climate? Is human life even sustainable without saturn?
As well a expanding, Does the universe move (As a whole)
Can human actions Really Destroy ALL Life on earth? We assume ourself to be These all powerful being But really we are Ugly sacks of water That can be killed by almost anything Confined to a rock Not even the size of a speck Compared to space An individual does not make a difference On a logical, Scientific scale.
Why don't we walk on our hands? Why are we so dependant on each other? Why do all the systems of our bodies rely on each other? Why don't we have arms as legs? Wouldn't that be so much more useful? Why are our legs longer and stronger than our arms?
Algebra! Simplicity in numbers And we are geometry students, So we should spend a month and a half Studying area! Length times width Or this times this Ad half the class is failing!
Please comment :) a little less serious than my usual work.