I thought I'd pen a jolly rhyme
But, then I ran out of time.
Then I thought I'd be sublime
But, then I went all pantomime.
Then I thought I'd commit a crime
But, got put off by the splatter and slime.
Then I thought its supper time
And drank a bottle of turpentine.
Didn't I say I ran out of time, for a jolly rhyme?