Sent out the invitations Up and down the party line With a tweak of the imagination The party to end all times If this don't get you misbehavin' That right there would be a crime So come one in fact come all, we'll help you spend your dime
Leave behind all your senses And inhibitions at the door Pull yourself up a lawn chair All you drunks pull up a floor This is the party of a lifetime No one can ignore And when it comes down to it, ain't that what a party's for
I knew there'd be a slight crowd But I had no idea That it'd be so eclectic To include zombified midgets Along with Henry the VIII With a few beheaded wives and kids That guy's a lady killer like nobody else's Biz
There's bearded circus lady's Hanging off the chandeliers Politicians kissing babies Spreading a message for all to hear The only problem is the message Never is quite clear Still the crowd stands on it's feet with the loudest cheer
I saw both the Bacon brothers Eating a ham sandwich by poolside As a plane flew overhead Writing a message in the sky The end of the world's tomorrow You can kiss it all goodbye Might as well continue partying if tomorrow we're going to die
At the stroke of midnight Marilyn Monroe steps through the door With a bag of party favors And Elvis Presley in tow No more need for the Disco ball With his rhinestones all a glow We hang Elvis high as the rest of us hang low
The party got so rowdy The neighbors called the police Who saw it as beyond control So they called the local priest The only ones that need saving Are the drunks down on their knees Ocefier arrest them then please help me find my keys
It's now the morning after And everyone is gone The biggest mess I've ever seen And more out on the lawn It's all one big blur to me Of who, what, where was going on But I best get busy cleaning before Mom and Dad get home