Just because I'm old and it takes me an hour to get from A to B, never judge me as you don't know who I was the things in life I have seen.
Age brings knowledge, its brings arthritis in my left knee, you think you have seen things son, Ive been in wars seen **** you never want to see.
I may look useless but thats the secret you see, for the old were young once we fought with knuckles not like you ******* with guns and knifes, thats the way of *******.
You may lift a finger to me, but ill just grab it snap it back, lets see you give the finger now ya little punk, ill break the other two if you disrespect me.
I may be old but that doesn't make me weak, I have knowledge and experience, kid you just came out your *****, so think when you speak to your elders. for we may seem weak and frail but we can teach you youngsters a thing or three