"Do you believe in God?"
"no, I am my own God"
"are you happy?"
"yes. ...but also I am cutting and depressed and in pain constantly."
"doesn't sound like happiness."
"it's God's fault I'm unhappy. that's why I don't follow him."
"maybe it's your fault you're unhappy because you forgot about him and what he really is."
"if he was all-powerful, he'd make me happy."
"no one can make you happy. but following him, really following him, you will be. he is love."
"No, what about all the pain in the world? God caused that."
"God never caused pain. people caused pain when they abandoned God, but he never abandoned them. all the people who hate in the name of religion are misinterpreting it and don't know who God really is."
"whatever. he's not real anyhow."
"didn't you just blame him for all your problems?"
"..."