Which side do you butter your bread on
Which side do you jelly your toast
Is it on opposite sides, the left or the right
Or is over and under the way you flow

Do you let the jelly smother the butter
Let the butter get under the breads skin
What we have here is classic paper, rock, scissors  
Which makes me wonder who's going to win

When it comes to these breakfast battles
It really doesn't matter to me
I look at my plate, cause I'm running late
So I pop in my mouth and chew up all three