i went on the net to find myself a date
maybe find some love and find myself a mate
they sent me a place where my date would be
someone would there ready to meet me

i put on my suit and my favorite tie
i was really happy feeling oh so high
i put on my aftershave and my body spray
ready for my date set off  on my way
bought a bunch of flowers and some chocolates to
when your on a date its something that you do

set off to the place where my date would be
hoping i liked her and that she liked me
i sat there for hours my date she didnt show
what she really looked like i will never know
i checked on the net counted one to ten
the date site i was on was strictly just for men
guess i will  try again this time get it right
this time find a female from a female site