Feb 2014
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Its the day after Valentine's
And cupid did not come
I waited at my bedroom door
I had bullets in my gun
I waited until midnight
Until today rolled around
Thinking that with just a chance
I would see and knock him out
I was just going to scare him
For all he put me through
Then ****** seemed a better choice
When I had a drink or two
I thought I saw a bunny
Plus a tiny green elf
But cupid did not raise his head
Afraid to show himself
At one point I saw Santa
There were raindeer on my roof
I heard a turkey chuckle
Giggling Gobblins were afoot
It's the day after Valentine's
And Cupid did not come
He gets maybe one more year
Then Cupids days are done
**Carl Joseph Roberts
Its the day after Valentine's
And cupid did not come
I waited at my bedroom door
I had bullets in my gun
I waited until midnight
Until today rolled around
Thinking that with just a chance
I would see and knock him out
I was just going to scare him
For all he put me through
Then ****** seemed a better choice
When I had a drink or two
I thought I saw a bunny
Plus a tiny green elf
But cupid did not raise his head
Afraid to show himself
At one point I saw Santa
There were raindeer on my roof
I heard a turkey chuckle
Giggling Gobblins were afoot
It's the day after Valentine's
And Cupid did not come
He gets maybe one more year
Then Cupids days are done
**Carl Joseph Roberts
Just wanted to represent the single people out there. A fun one to write and i hope you had a laugh on me.
