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Paul Hardwick
Poems
Feb 2014
Swimming.
Swimming is good for you
especially if your drowning.
I said to my girlfriend
you should not eat before going swimming
she said why not?
"Because you look fat"
She is not my girlfriend now.
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Paul Hardwick
64/M/England
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