Jan 2014
A Public Service Announcement
1. You move to the country.
2. You're very skittish.
3. You're terribly embarrassed when someone mentions their name.
4. "Oh no, we're just friends."
5. Well... You just know.
A True and Historical Account
Oh, oh, oh,
Don't stop don't stop
Oh!
For Your Health
Never become attached to anyone and stay far, far away.
Then you will never need to know.
An Interview*
"How did you know, Madam?"
"I didn't, he just...proposed!"
He just...fits.
1. You move to the country.
2. You're very skittish.
3. You're terribly embarrassed when someone mentions their name.
4. "Oh no, we're just friends."
5. Well... You just know.
A True and Historical Account
Oh, oh, oh,
Don't stop don't stop
Oh!
For Your Health
Never become attached to anyone and stay far, far away.
Then you will never need to know.
An Interview*
"How did you know, Madam?"
"I didn't, he just...proposed!"
He just...fits.
