The silent assassins came floating down, Tiny but deadly they came. Two thousand dead mice, Stuffed full of Tylenol, On the island of Guam they deplaned.
To **** off the snakes That are killing Guam’s birds Tylenol should do the trick A mere 80 milligrams Can **** a grown snake Or at least make them terribly sick.
I hope this works better Than the Mongoose Brigade We deployed on Hawaii’s fair shores. They were sent to **** rats But instead took long naps And the birds are more rare than before.
A government plan to **** off snakes on Guam Island- what could possibly go wrong.