where oh where
is my prince charming
tis for his loving princess
most alarming

he told me he'd be here
to kiss me in the morn
alas he didn't turn up
and I'm so forlorn

did he lose his compass bearings
on the way
in the heavy fog
that shrouded the highway

one will never know
what happened to him
one is wondering
if one will ever see him

should you see a charming prince
ambling alone
tell him that his princess
is waiting for him to phone