Who wants to be as thin as a reed
Most dieticians recommend a good feed
Why starve yourself to look like Elle
When you can have a figure as full as a bell

Dieting isn't everyone's cup of tea
Those people prefer to look chubby
Ribs cover in very little meat
Doth make the dieter look less than neat

Stuffing the face with heaps of grub
Is better than looking like a void tub
Dieter's ill provisioned guts look so sad
Depriving the tummy is very bad

Eating three square meals a day
Will ensure that the dieter doesn't fade away
Always partake of a well piled plate
Denying the digestive tract is an awful fate