You like me and I like you. So there’s just one thing to do– or two, or three. It’s true we’re probably not compatible as you’re not so much the intellectual but the main point is that we’re both heterosexual. So come on over, I like the way you talk. You like the way I jiggle. I like the pic you sent me of your…. Make it sooner, I don’t have much time. And I know that you’ll never be mine. But thinking of you makes me quiver. I only hope I’m not promising more than I can deliver.
Sometimes two people just start having ****** fantasies about each other at the same time...and age, social differences etc. seem like they just don't matter.
Songs for this: Old Folks Boogie, by Little Feat Dancing Barefoot, by Patti Smith