Jesus had a huge supper, with large amounts of uppers
*******, amphetamines & methamphetamine
The aliens from our future planet came to visit him on this special day
They offered him food, drink & loads of drugs
Most disciples were upset with this and walked out
A few stayed for the debauchery
There were also punks, metal heads, hip artists and free thinkers at this gathering
Such unity, democracy, in one social gathering
The image I included here is the original Leonardo da Vinci painting that showcased what was really happening during the last supper
He censored the original painting because the church/government demanded it
If it wasn't, Da Vinci would've been executed  
The church could not afford such blasphemy to be exposed throughout Italy & the rest of Europe
Known for being a user of uppers, Da Vinci realized that he could not destroy this original painting
The last upper had 13 guests
Just like the last supper, which also had 13 guests
This occurred on Friday the 13th
How does Da Vinci know these actual events were true
Da Vinci was there
He's the alien offering Jesus a line of coke
da Vinci was born in the year 5000
His real name is SK47@-+VA29
He traveled back in time and made a name for himself
Changed his appearance countless times
Fast forward 500 plus years later
He's still alive somewhere out there in our vast solar system
Jesus OD'd for your sins
He didn't realize how much blow he could snort & how much amphetamines he could swallow
There was no doctor in the house
If he survived, he would have been an outstanding carpenter