I am not alive, although I am not dead I need to sleep in a coffin not on a normal bed I can also sleep in my earth’s dirt & mud I don’t eat food, i feast on warm, juicy blood I have very sharp, pointy fangs that glisten in the light The only problem is, I can only come out at night I dare not go outside in the day as i burn in the sun But surprisingly I do have all sorts of fun I am classified with other mythical creatures I don’t believe, I know I have beautiful features I have decades of knowledge; so, I tend to be smart I can be killed by a sharp stake right through to my heart I can also die if you cut my throat or cut off my head I can make you feel either desire or dread And hell no, I do not sparkle, I am a the macabre & heartless I am a vampire; and I reign the darkness