You aren't popular
Unless you look like
You just rolled out of bed.
Why don't we put in
A little more effort instead?
Why are we trudging around
In blankets and pajamas?
This lazy disorganization
Is starting to give me trauma.

I don't want your drugs
And I won't give you money
I don't like your UGGS
Getting high is for dummies
Stop looking stupidly smug
Your mean jokes aren't funny
And try to invest in a cup
That doesn't spill like a Stanley
You really should take time
To get to know your own family.

Don't ask me for my Snap
You can act disappointed
I despise that useless crap
So many hours wasted
I sound like I'm no fun
Though I've made mistakes
But I wish that all the other girls
Would quit being so fake.

PLEASE STOP BEING TWO-FACED!