Mosquitoes are Pesky, little blood suckers Aren't the ones meant to be eating tonight?! They weren't on the invite list, But alas, they crashed the party And gave me more love bites Than I bargained for. They outnumbered the guests, And at my behest, I shut the party down. I heard ‘Pink!’ protest: “Nooo, get the party (re)started!” So, I did spray, lavishly, a perfume of aeroguard, but all that did was send shards of poison in the air and me gasping. O mosquito, this is no ode to you, But an antidote to the hot air, mine and sister summer.