‘There’s nothing wrong with you’ said the doctor
‘I find you a perfectly healthy guy
But…
One thing I find awkward
A little aberration
In otherwise a normal man
Your way of speech
A little funny
If you pardon me
Irritating too
About which little I can do
Though speaking in rhyme
Is no crime.’

*‘Doc I didn’t mean to offend
Would hence try to mend
And do my bit
To kick this bad habit!’