Orange man, you like to kneel down, I said, Orange man, you shine like a clown, I said, Orange man, you smile with a frown, There's no need to be unhappy.
Orange man, there's a place you can go, I said, Orange man, it's your rodeo, You can stay there, with those of your ilk Who tweets lies, cheats, bleats and bilks...
You can stay at the F.B.O.P You're barred at the F.B.O.P.
They have everything for old men to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys...
You'll have fun at the F.B.O.P. You'll stay long at the F. B. O. P.
You can shower with men, You can measure and pretend, You can grove and bend..
You'll have fun at the F.B.O.P. You'll stay long at the F.B.O.P.
You'll have everything for old men to enjoy, You can shower and dance with boys...
I said, Orange man...
F.B.O.P. Federal Bureau of Prisons My apoligies to The Village People and "YMCA" Because he likes Arnold Palmer's putter.