Avoiding all mirrors
A calorie sinner
Dreaming every night
To wake up a little thinner

One time visit to the local gym
Membership cancelled, straight in the bin
I just to live my life in sin

Something to grab,
They're called love handles I'd brag
Now lets get upstairs for some lovin', its called a quick....

Being judged on TV by Hopkins and Feltz
As I lay in bed watching, listing to the heavy rain pelt
With clothes that just fit me, another notch on my expanding belt

But why be unhappy trying please the chosen few
Please yourself and not the judgemental crew
Were on here once my friend, so,
Let you just be you

JJB