See, Larry I got you a bear,
I don't want to see you cry, no!
Punch it Larry,
Again Larry, again,
Now even harder,
Let it burn with your anger,
Let it pay for the bus you missed,
She will learn to lose her fluff,
She will learn to lose her beauty,
She will learn to stay in the cold,
Only thing she won't,
Leaving your bedside.

Yours sincerely,
Wife.