Reading adverts for Christmas Markets in Poland, thinking I might go and join in the fun, I'm also a little bit wary of aeroplanes I think they're a tad too scary and there's no option to travel by road or sea, there is only the aeroplane, think I might be a stay at Johnny this Christmas, do my shopping at Tesco Express, try that buy two get one free thing which is like get more and pay even less.

But we all know that Christmas takes longer than forever or we did do when we were all young, so *** it I'll stop reading adverts and go out and sit in the sun.