"Will you marry me?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Well, for starters, I'm a sheep."

"Oh, come on Betty. I'm nuts about you."

"I'm sorry Doctor Proctor but just because I've opened up about my life to you doesn't mean we are in love."

"But what about our after sessions' meetings in the back of my van?"

"That was two lonely souls feeding each others' needs for comfort."

"Betty! You callous *****!"

"You think you were the only one? Ted, the janitor quite often shafted me as well."

"Well, I'll be blowed."

"Not by me anymore.

Goodbye Doctor Proctor.
Thank you for helping me over the death of my little Tilly and thank you for a few good rogerings. I'm going to make a go of it with my husband again."

"But he's shagged most of the sheep on the farm."

"Yes, but he's hung like a baboon."

"Ok, fair enough Betty. Good luck."

"Goodbye Doctor."