ever the old maid
that is me
no handsome fellow
for company
I've lost my looks
such as they were
I was never
as good looking as Fleur
you see Fleur
had all the prerequisites
and on her
they did very neatly sit
she put them in front
of the fellow
who had me wrapped
and he promptly told me
I had nothing
that could be
applauded or clapped
he was the first and last
fellow I had any feelings for
but boy am I glad
that he and Fleur
are operating the local store
they give discounts
on anything
I wish to buy
and every Thursday afternoon
they supply me
with a free pumpkin pie