I've seen people pull things from a hat
I've seen others who can't do that
but you couldn't tell just by looking at them
and by them I mean women and of course men.

There's no accounting for taste and that's why some chefs are still living
its all got something to do with live and let live
don't poison the patrons.

Wednesday came and went
I hope you spent it wisely.

I'm still looking at the hat
wondering how he did that
but
silently thinking to myself

clever little ****