santa he got drunk while riding on his sleigh
from his destination a million miles away
riding through the snow drunk and couldnt see
no presents for the children this year would there be

all the children waiting listening for his sleigh
waiting for there presents to open christmas day
santa fell asleep and sobered once more
turned his sleigh around and through the sky did soar

delivered all his presents to each and every door
children had there toys and could play again once more
santa he was happy he had saved the day
and never drunk again while riding on his sleigh