"...and after you have washed the dishes,
the ******* needs taking out."

"Of course, darling."

"I say, love?"

"Yes, my sweet."

"Have you sorted our meds out?
I don't want to mess up the timings."

"I'll do that shortly, for sure."

"Did you pick up some tobacco at the shops?
I'm gasping for a smoke."

"It's just there, by your bedside cabinet."

"Thank you.
Now, when you've finished your chores,
I want you to jump in bed and roger me senseless."

"Oh, darling. You are so romantic."

"I'm also gagging for it. Get your **** into gear!"

"And this...is why I love you."