The first flower of spring, The first flake of snow, The first walk in the rain While warm breezes blow, The first pinkened cheeks As by sunlight kissed, This is what I would have missed. Grandchild's first steps, His first words spoken, The first hand held, As he's gently awoken, His first day at school, his first girl kissed This is what I would have missed. The honour of becoming old, And seeing wrinkles in my frown, Pimping my mobility scooter And roaring on it around town, Laughing with the OAPs While I fulfill my shopping list, Coffee on a chilly day, This is what I would have missed.