What did I do with my glasses?
I had them a minute ago
They’re always disappearing
I don’t know where they go
My eyes don’t focus without them
Now that me youth has gone
One of the things I’ve learned is
You don’t stay young very long
I waste so much time just searching
Can anyone tell me where?
I could be being useful
Or having a kip in the chair
I asked my wife to help me
With a roll of her eyes she said
Try where your hair used to be dear
They’re on the top of your head