You came back with rage again You stupid, freaking, angry pen I used to think that we were friends But that seems to be coming to an end You're an angry pen A crazy pen I don't like you one bit You're a lazy pen A stupid pen A freaking baby nudist pen And IHateYou I want to write but you're too busy distracting me With you're incorrect grammar and all your pointless babbling I can't believe this is happening How can a pen be mad at me? I feel like a disciple and this pen is just a Sadducee And I'm *******, again But this time it's going to stay All I wanted to do was play But this pen led me astray And I hate it Every little click makes me cringe Every little word I write makes me want more revenge But lets face it... What exactly would I do a pen? Instead of taking it a part and putting it back together again Well, it depends... But honestly pens don't really make good friends You rusty pen You musty pen You mother freaking ugly pen! I hate you pen! I breake you pen! I can't wait to look down from Heaven and see your face in hell.